No love or romance, I want to spend my days risking my life!

No love or romance, I want to spend my days risking my life!

Wooaaaaaoooaaaooh! Wooaaaaaoooaaaooooooh!

calamint1:

STRAP-ON!

Kakan and Julia discuss women’s rights over a latte. They agree that a woman’s lack of a penis makes her mutilated when it comes her social rights. Revolutions and wars are too gory, yet Kakan and Julia have to do something drastic to change this situation. Something hardcore.

In this music video (by Anders HJ and Tobias Hansson), Kakan Hermansson and Julia Frej show how much people without dicks miss out on life.

Strap-on (lyrics translated from Swedish)

Can you give me a hand?

No, I can give you a —

I feel free like a bird

when I wear my strapon

I feel like the third sex 

when I push through the crowd

I pocket the eight ball

Fuck, a cue!

—-

Strap strap it on!

Strap strap it on!

Every obstract disappear at once

Strap strap it on!

Strap strap it on!

All feels better when you have one

Couldn’t even imagine that it could feel this great

As if I’d been castrated until this day

—-

Shall I give you my hand?

No, I don’t need a man.

Look what I can do!

Look what I can  do!

Look what I can do!

Coffee? I fix it!

Button? I fix it!

And if you want something to stir with…

—-

Strap strap it on!

Strap strap it on!

Every obstract disappear at once

Strap strap it on!

Strap strap it on!

All feels better when you have one

Couldn’t even imagine that it could feel this great

As if I’ve been castrated until this day

—-

There are no limits for what I can do now

Hey, baby what’s up?

Look look no hands!

There are no limits for what I can do now

Mine curves to the right

Yours curves to the left

—-

Strap strap it on!

Strap strap it on!

Every obstract disappear at once

Strap strap it on!

Strap strap it on!

All feels better when you have one

Couldn’t even imagine that it could feel this great

I put it on my forehead and become a unicorn

Thanks for the translation sister! As trivia I could mention that we wanted the song to be in the vein of Sean Kingston and Nicki Minaj’s Dutty Love. And that our PA almost refused to be credited if we didn’t cut the scene where the dog licked the strap-on, he felt it was highly inappropriate. I remember standing there on the set giggling to myself feeling like a young John W. The revolution can only come through bad taste! Nowadays I know that it maybe isn’t that simple. So in one way this feels kinda long ago. 

kallefornia:

Björnbröder

Bajsbröder

kallefornia:

Björnbröder

Bajsbröder

Hägern och Oden

Hägern och Oden

babylonian:

onimonkii replied to your post: rly rly rly enjoyed talking about Gard…

you broke your no white dudes streak

i knoooow ;( i actually had a female guest lined up for last week who had to drop out at the last minute so i was like “FUCK IT FINE MAX YOU CAN COME ON MY SHOW”

still pretty proud of getting seven episodes in without having on a single (other) white dude, tho - and it’s something i’m gonna continue to prioritize as the show goes on

there are so many fuckin anime fans out there who aren’t just generic white weeb boys (aka me), and it’s important that people get to hear from them

also: if anyone ever has suggestions for guests they’d like to see on Behind Anime Lines, definitely hit me up!

Good job! I can not stress how important it is to think this way when you work in media. Although I can’t claim that I myself succeed all the time or that I in any way should feel like a hero for these thoughts, starting to think this way is the only reason I can sleep at night.